“Shameless” chronicles the ongoing shenanigans of a moral free paparazzo named Thud.What you are about to read MIGHT be true…but probably isnt!
On a tip that a pop star with a big name and a big reputation was gonna be in London, I felt like it might be time to pay Britain a visit. The celebrity in question was sure to be out and about, and pics of her shopping in london could easily pay for the trip 4 times over! On an extremely busy, and classy London street I located a campsite of fellow paparazzi. It was extremely rainy outside. While setting up and rain-guarding my equipment I glanced over and noticed a good British buddy of mine! I nicknamed him The British Bulldog, because he has very droopy jowls! He informed me that my girl was inside the restaurant that had us all encased in its’ shadow. We saw the moving silhouette of a massive entourage making it’s way toward the entrance.
Smack dab in the center of a group of care-takers was my starlet. She had an umbrella over her head, and it was ruining my shot! I took matters into my own hands! Amidst the chaos, I quickly smacked the umbrella out of her hand. A star looking bad is worth alot more than one who looks good!
Her wet hair, frown and running make-up made for a nice payday. Yup, Shameless!
