…Shameless chronicles the ongoing shenanigans of a moral free paparazzo named Thud. What you are about to read MIGHT be true…but probably isn’t!!
My good buddy- the mysterious Blade sent me a text explaining that he was en route to a large high end shopping area to catch a glimpse of an extremely hot hollywood starlet’s brand new baby. You learn fast in the hemisphere of the paparazzo, that babies equal big money! I shoved the rest of my burrito in my face, and was on my way!
After parking my car, I made my way to a street lined with high end boutiques. I scanned the scenery and amidst the pretty rich people and their pretty little rich dogs, I saw a lump of pap that stuck out like a sore thumb among the beautiful. It was Blade! He was wearing a T-shirt that said “If you can read this…MAKE ME A SANDWICH!” I complimented his fo-hawk and asked him the skinny on the baby. He told me that she just walked into the boutique right behind us, and that absolutely nobody but us knew they were in there!
The beatiful new mom brought her sleeping baby out of the shop in her arms. Her assistants were right behind her, and were carrying her bags. Before her assistants could walk out Blade slammed the door in their face making them drop all of the bags! Now seperated from her entourage the starlet turned around gently to see what was going on, just hoping that her baby didn’t wake up. So much for that plan, Blade started asking her questions about the baby extremely loud, and woke him up! Blade and I got in close for a good 25 seconds before she reconnected with her group. The baby was screaming and terrified for most of it, but both Blade and I managed to snap some really cute photos of him waking up. Yes I understand that all the lights and yelling probably scarred that kid for life, but you need to understand that I’m shameless!
