..Shameless Chronicles the ongoing shenanigans of a moral-free paparazzo named Thud! What you are about to read MIGHT be true..but probably isn’t!!!
Los Angeles, the city of angels…yeah right! I have literally never met anyone in this town that could qualify as an angel, but that’s how I like it. In the words of rock icon Gregg Allman…”I’m No Angel!” My profession puts me at the spectrum of farthest thing from an angel in existence. I am a slimy demon from the 8th sphere of Hades…I’m a paparazzo!
Los Angeles is filled to the brim with my brethren, celebrities, and there are also plenty of hookers! Now when I speak of hookers, I don’t mean the the Courtney Love look-alikes with bruised up legs, and a wicked junk craving you witness in action on episodes of “Cops” you’ve seen! No way, the ladies of the night in the areas of Los Angeles that I frequent could easily be some of the hottest women on the planet! They are also one of the finest sources of late-breaking celebrity news that I have ever encountered!!! One of my hooker friends called me up and told me that her squad of trollops was hosting a party for a big name director, and there was sure to be debauchery! Sounded great to me, I blend in with my environment, and spring into action during one of this dude’s worst moments. Awesome!
That plan of attack was shattered by the next words I heard shoot forth from my hooker-friend’s mouth. She said that the director was to be the only guy at the party, the rest of the guestlist was all female!!!!! My sentence had been handed down from on high, right from the hooker’s beak!! I would need to do an extreme make-over and dress in drag!!! …Wouldn’t be the first time, cuz I’m Shameless!
To Be Continued!
