Shameless chronicles the ongoing shenanigans of Thud, a moral-free paparazzi. What you are about to read MIGHT be true…but probably isnt!
…So it’s been a while, and for good reason. I just recently got the feeling back in my face, from the voltage that shot through my body the last time I clocked in! My face still isn’t perfect, but then again it never really was! I went out on the town last night, and stumbled across an extremely famous leading man in Hollywood, at a club that I frequent. This guy is known for bein’ a hot head. I thought I would put his anger issues to good use, and make some dough. The environment was very loud, and it was also extremely crowded in there.
I walked behind Mr. Temper Tantrum and at the perfect moment shoved him hard in his back. When he looked for his attacker, he saw some other dude there (since I quickly got out of there!!) and began to punch him. Just like in the movies, it started a huge mass riot/bar room brawl!!! I took a great photo of our leading man smashing a beer bottle over the head of a random party-goer. Sucks to be that guy, but my paycheck will be nice this week. You are absolutely correct in thinking that I’m shameless!
